Wednesday, January 21, 2009

A Monstrous Depiction

Just when I thought the day would be a disappointment, totally lacking in Artistic Encounter for your Art Critic at large, I suddenly stumbled over something that drew my Artistical eye to it like the proverbial positively charged magnet to the negatively charged one.

I had found Art, worthy of my criticism.



Not because it was so good, however - quite the contrary!

This disaster in taste, the trainwreck on the railroads of decency, belongs to the school of so called "Religious Art" and is a so called portait featuring the Lord, our Saviour - but despite the insistance of the "artist", the likenes is barely discernable. Perhaps I would not go to far if I said that to see Jesus in this painting verges on the miraculous.

The composition is horrible and the balance is hideous. The colors are completely wrong. And there is no real "spark" to the eye of Our Saviour.

All in all it is a lifeless portait that would find a suitable place, perhaps, on a lesser, more rural museum but should never be considered for display on any place of some renomme, such as the Louvre.

7 comments:

  1. Hey old dude, remove the picture from your blog ASAP or I hand you over to the police. Thief!!!

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  2. Ha! I will do No Such Thing! The Right of an Art Critic surpasses that of any moral or legal law! The police can not touch me! This is the Internet!

    You can not stop the critique! It is what brings the spirit of life to the Art!

    Buffoon!

    /Humph

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  3. Sorry dude sir, my girl just told me that if you post stuff and art and so online and say anyone can use it then you have to, like, not change your mind. Anyway I do not agree with your view on my art. I think it is beautiful and so do alot of other people. God bless!

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  4. BTW; what did you not like about the colors, they are like the colors of Jesus. What's not to like, right?

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  5. I maybe agree a little about the spark but eyes are really hard to paint

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  6. But you didn't say anything bad about the nose. And that was very hard to make. HAHAHAHA, art critic dude, it isn't that bad after all!

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  7. Well, granted, the nose is not totally bereft of promise. But the eyes are sparkless, and you know it!

    Anyway, I am happy at least your significant other manages to uphold the Respect for Artistical Critical Integrity. Please forward my best wishes for your Lady.

    /Humph

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